
I was absolutely sure I wouldn’t scream during labour… I had a whole plan ![]()
Are you worried about what to expect during labour… how much the pain will be?
Well, I had the same questions during my pregnancy days. So, you should certainly read this ![]()
As a medical student and young doctor, I spent a lot of time in labour wards. Watching women in labour gave me very clear ideas about what I wanted – and what I absolutely did not want – when it was my turn.
First, not for me, all that screaming and shouting at anybody and everybody… including present or absent husbands who got them pregnant! ![]()
Nope.
I was going to maintain my dignity.
If need be… I would just moan fashionably ![]()
I had also heard that if you screamed during your first labour, you would scream in all your subsequent ones.
Seriously!!!
Of course, I knew there was no truth to that… but it aligned nicely with my plan, so why not? ![]()
The funniest part?
I had no plan to use epidural anaesthesia (the injection that makes women not feel pain during child birth).
So how exactly was I not going to scream?
Not the best of plans, aye?! ![]()
Then there was the whole “losing all modesty” situation.
Absolutely not me.
I would arrive in my beautiful red gown… looking all put together.
Not for me, all that drama in front of male doctors… some of whom I actually knew!
Well… let me enlighten you ![]()
I started off just moaning… as fashionably as I could.![]()
Then I graduated to hitting the bedside locker instead of screaming and I kept it that way for most of the process.
The gown?
Oh, I wore it.
But by no stretch of imagination can I say I was ladylike through it all ![]()
At some point, modesty simply packed its bags and left.
Because really… how do you keep it all together when you have to open your legs repeatedly for examinations?
Not very likely.
So in retrospect?
Go with the flow.
The doctors are not there to make you uncomfortable – they will preserve your dignity as much as possible.
Oh, and those back rubs everyone talks about?
I hated them
They made things worse for me!
And finally…
By the time I had my third baby?
I screamed like a banshee ![]()
Clearly making up for all the “composure” I tried to maintain the first two times.
You could probably hear me nine blocks away… I’m quite certain of that! ![]()
Motherhood has a way of humbling all your plans… and that’s perfectly okay.
What’s your own labour story? ![]()








